A disturbing interaction (if you can even call it an interaction) with my dog this morning got me thinking about something.
Most people are familiar with courtesy cars and even courtesy laughs. But there are many other courtesies too.
So as a courtesy to you, the reader, I’ve started compiling a list of these lesser-known courtesies. Feel free to thank me later.
The courtesy tail-wag - This is what I experienced with my dog this morning. He was sleeping on the loveseat. I scratched him behind the ears and bent over for a little doggie-kiss. He gave me a courtesy tail-wag and then shot me a look that said, “go away and let me go back to sleep you stupid biped!” What ever happened to “man’s best friend”?
The courtesy curtsy - These are pretty rare, actually, and only used when you encounter someone impersonating a member of the Royal Family.
The courtesy tip - This a a tip of 25 cents, or less - generally given in business establishments where the barrista/counter-worker has a plastic or foam cup with a piece of paper sticking out that reads “TIPS”. Courtesy tips can also be used with street musicians that lack anything resembling talent. Please note that giving pocket change to a Salvation Army bellringer is, in fact, a charitable donation and not a courtesy tip.
The courtesy clap - Frequently seen at golf tournaments when a golfer completes an over-par round. Spectators will also give courtesy claps when a golfer four-putts on a par 3. The courtesy high-five, courtesy pat-on-the-back, and courtesy good-game are all close cousins of the courtesy clap…
The courtesy kiss - The oral equivalent of a side hug, administered by your significant other. Courtesy kisses are often accompanied by the phrases: “Shh! My program’s on”, “Have a good day at work”, or “I’m going to sleep”.
The courtesy glance - Typically occurs when someone you know has something important (or something that they think is important) that they want to show you, but you are either distinterested, busy, or both. Courtesy glances are sometimes followed by double-takes or having the all-important item shoved in your face.
Did I miss anything? Leave a comment with other courtesies that you’ve either experienced or extended to someone else.